How True It Is!

The Joy Of Tech has me pegged perfectly :-) ...

"Take A Dump In Your Pants ..."

"... If You Need To" is an example from a collection of weird placards people have used to motivate long distance runners.

My favourite was this one.

I can imagine, though, that the subsequent running might be just a little uncomfortable ... assuming she's any good at her job :-).

Thanks to Neatorama for the link.

I Got The New iPhone

The title says it all ...

Snake Jump

The title says it all ...

Internet Safety

I never watched Sesame Street when I was a young lad.

However, I still find this cartoon I found on Gizmodo very funny :-).

This post was brought to you by the letters L, S, and D and the number (e^π - γ).

These Kids Obviously Saw My Last Post!

Thanks to Projectionist for making my day with this ...

Dear Oh Dear Oh Dear

Thanks to Teaching College Math for this wonderful cover of that great tranny show standard, I Will Survive ...

It Pays To Keep Things Neat & Tidy

Here are some fairly funny IKEA ads that show why it's a good idea to keep your place tidy ...

Latest "Get A Mac" Ad

While you wait for all the announcements at WWDC, enjoy this ...

Wooden Spoon Award

Thanks to Random Good Stuff for this video. Yeah, it's just an ad, but it's pretty damned funny!

How To Traumatise Your Children

"How To Traumatise Your Children" is one title in what looks to be an extremely important range of "Self-Hurt" books :-).

Of course, any poor rugrat who happened to have me as a parent would already be traumatised ... as would I, come to think of it!

So, this particular one is unlikely to be of much benefit to me ... nor are "How To Get Fat" and "How To Procrastinate".

Nonetheless, I'm pleased to see such a pragmatic series of books being made available for the edification of those who do require help!

Citation Needed

The T-shirt seems spot on.

However, I'd be very happy to give her "credentials" a thorough going over, just to make sure :-).

Priorities

Hopefully, it won't be long until we can replace "911" by "000".

Radical

Hopefully, this isn't what happens when you get a question right in my mate Gavin's classroom :-) ...

Slow Mo Mango Munchers

Somehow, even the silliest things look interesting in slow motion.

It doesn't hurt that the backing track is one of my favourite pieces of music ... the "Flower Duet" from Lakme by Delibes.

Of course, I'm no opera fan ... I first heard that duet as the accompaniment to a hot lesbian scene between Catherine Deneuve and Susan Sarandon in "The Hunger" :-).


Thanks to Neatorama.

It's A Fair Cop

Personally, I don't feel constrained by my gorgeous MacBook Air, but I think we'd all agree this video does make its point nicely ...

Christian Gene Discovered

Somehow, I missed the episode of CNNNN that contained this important story.


Thanks to Random Good Stuff for bringing it to my attention.

Got Me In One!

Thanks to Neatorama for pointing me to the Savage Chickens cartoon.

I loved this one, which I'm sure is more accurate in my case than I care to admit :-).

Progress?

This cartoon I found at Core 77 is far too accurate for comfort :-). What's more, I'd need to replace "1990" with "1980"!

I'm A Mathematician ...

... and I'm an FBI agent.

This is a cute promo for the latest season of Numb3rs, realised as a parody of Apple's well known "I'm A Mac" ads.