Hallelujah!

I used to carry a small bottle opener with me everywhere, in case a non-screw top dared to interpose itself between me and a beer :-).

However, one day I realised that this didn't seem to be happening much anymore, so I stopped carrying it, because it was just slightly too big to fit neatly into my pocket.

Well, it appears someone has solved that problem. Meet the Beer Belly Belt. Ingenious!