"Doors Closing"

Apparently, Emma Clarke, the lady who provides the voice for the messages broadcast in the London Underground has been sacked.

This has something to do with her having posted a number of humourous messages on her personal website (down at the time of writing, but maybe it will be back by the time you read this).

While I think they're idiots, here's an example of one I could imagine raising their ire ...

Here's another, whose message is totally accurate (ignoring her mispronunciation); I'd even go so far as to say understated :-) ...