Well, it turns out Uncle Walt was basing his comment regarding the iPhone being 3G in sixty days on the same information the rest of us have. In other words, he was guessing ... you got my hopes up, you bastard!
Fortunately, this video review of the iPhone (and a fake Chinese knock-off) lifted my spirits. I think I'll be watching more of this crazy woman's videos :-).
Oh, the audio content is possibly NSFW, depending on where you W.